Four more days to go...

I can't even check my email no more folks. I needs music! I'm listening to six13, but i only have three songs by them, and they're only so long. I can't blog wifout music. Luckily for us...

LAG BA'OMER IS ON SUNDAY!!!!!! MUSIC HOY!!!!

OOooooh yes. And you know what i'm gonna do to that piano in my classroom?..well...not much, cuz i can't even touch the cover without getting pounced on by the ultra-chassidish fifth graders screaming "I KEEP SECOND HALF SORRY YOU CAN'T PLAAAAAAY!!!" The whole 'but i take lessons and practice' argument was abandoned something like five hundred years ago when it was created, and the original rabanaan who made it were hounded by the rest of judiasim.

Some of my benefactors (whatevah the heck THAT means) wanted to know about my interview, which was with the prinicipals of the high school i'm going into. It happened today. Here's how it opened:

I was playing the TAM piano, which i was enjoying until I realized something. Their base C was broken. Not middle C, the base C one octave lower. IT DIDN'T PLAY! I was like: "How does u have piano with broken C, eh?" That's when the principal walked in.

"First test," she said, "Which key on our piano is broken?"
"The C," I blurted, "It's broken. How do you expect anyone to play it?"

She laughed and we went into her office, where the secular studies principal was waiting. She was pretty scary, I admit. She was hovering about an inch from my face the staring at me like some kind of transfixed bunny the whole interview (DONT ASK). So the opening question was:

"How would you describe yourself?"
what are you, my psychaitrist? (screw spelling, ima renegade)

I thought for a moment.
"Awesome, amazing, beautiful, and totally a genius."

When I repeated this to my class, (when i got back, they all wanted to hear the juicy details) they cracked up on the floor. (no joke)

"How did you say it with a straight face?" They asked. I shrugged. Anyways, back to the interview.

"Really?" Asked the english principal.
"Yuh," I said. Then I realized this was going on my permanent record. "Okay, not really, no, but I AM awesome."

So then we went onto the classes, schedule, uniforms, stuff like that. Also, I found this out- there's a 45 minute evrit class, 4 days a week. And they're walking 9th grade through dikdook from Hoveh to Nif'aal. That should help me, I think. And also, I told the hebrew principal about my dream to go to israel, and she was completely in favor. Howevs, when we left, she asked my mother about how fudge was doing. In the same tone you use to ask about one's small child who is recovering from some strange disease in the hospital. Yeah. When my mom told my bubbe about this, my wise old grandmother calmly responded;

"Yeah, she's a b***h"

Nice language, grandma! But then, I did have to survive living in a house with her and her sister for a week.


Craps, folks i just ran out of music. RUN!

-guana

Getting desperate now....

*eyes dart nervously left and right*

Okay, the music withdrawl has gotten so bad, I've listened to the same three six13 accapella songs for A FULL WEEK STRAIGHT I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND!!! I've been singing Doctor horrible, and like....disney...! I have to go do my laundry in a few minutes, and I CANNAH LISTEN TO MY IPOD OH MY GRASH WHUT AM I GONNA DOOOO!?!?!?!?!?!

huh-huh-huh-huff huff....

..huff huff..

okay i think we're good now...

So, what has happened in my life so far you ask? Well, I shall tell you. I'm filling out an AC2 meme! It's been a lot of fun, inasmuch as I've gotten to draw Ezio clocking someone with a mace going "KLONK". I'm gonna submit it when it's done. Also, I got a new coloring program- Paint Tool Sei. Check it out, it's pretty cool. I'm still getting used to it, but the brushes are beautiful. The problem is that it doesn't edit very well, and most of my pictures are scanned in from my sketchbook...So if I want to color anything it gets kind of difficult. But I'm sure I'll figure it out someday.

Yearbook is gonna be done in like two weeks people! What'll i do? I practically do nothing at all to help the yearbook anyway, just every once in a while I email some snapshots to our editor and she puts them in. Seriously, i struck it rich picking photographer. Although I've heard in Senior year you get graded on yearbook...Just something I'm gonna have to fail then...

CALLING CONSENSUS!!!

Should I try out for the play next year? I don't know if I'm a good actor or not. I mean, I'd like to think so, but there are so many high schoolers out there who are better than me...next year I'm just gonna be a lowly freshman...like a little calf out there in a field of experienced Wisconsin dairy cows....

okay that came out wrong.

Ignoring that, I don't actually know if I'm any good. I plan to establish an awesome reputation in tam next year by playing the KEYS off their piano. Unless that's viewed as a bad thing. In which case I'll have to do it at secret during lunch period or something. Also, I've heard the principal of the high school is interviewing the girls in my class to find out what kind of people they are and what they want to do when they enter and leave tam.

Should I TELL her I plan to go to seminary in Israel and live there afterwords? Or is that frowned upon, seeing as my community is mostly anti-zionist.

My life is so full of questions.

Fudge don't you say a word. I don't wanna hear it. This is MY blog, so I get to rant about MY issues, even though they're only like two, because I lead a good life, bli'eh.

picking at her rubber bands with a viscosity, since 2009,
Iguana :\

Sphera is making me C-R-A-Z-Y...

I'm dying of music withdrawl...

and brother withdrawl...

UGHHH!!!

Another words, can you believe the weather? 85 degrees in MILWAUKEE!!! Whoot. We had to take our class picture today...with our sweatshirts on in the sun. Yeah, NOT comfortable. I felt truly awful. And my hair was leh'not very well done (excuse our french), and i was looking directly into the sun so I couldn't smile. But I couldn't smile anyway cuz i was BOILING because it was friggin 80 degrees out. It's really not supposed to be 80 until like june. This nutty state i live in, i tell yah..

So..what else...I can't play piano in the school anymore...sniff...It's really rough cuz it give me nothing to do during break. So I draw cute little ac2 comics. But that can have drawbacks...see- yonina has started drawing them too. Here's the one she showed me today:

DIFFERANCES BETWEEN ALTAIR AND EZIO:

panel one- shows Ezio flirting with a group of women
panel two- shows Altair shoving the women rudely into walls.

yeah. nine year olds shouldn't really be drawing pictures of flirting, let me tell ya. But I made a lot of cute pictures of ezio flirting, so it's okay.

My hebrew class- looking up! My teacher actually started handing out word packets this week so there may be hope for the future! Oh, and big news people..big news..

ready?

go-

I'M GOING TO THE ORTHODONTIS TOMRROW MORNING TO HAVE HIM LOOK AT MY MOUTH AND SAY 'OH DEAR IGUANA IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR RUBBER BANDS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!'

ooooooooh yes. oooooooooh yes. No more rubber bands.

Of course now you'll all inform me that i've jinxed myself, so therefore Dr. Zussman will really tell me 'nope! No improvements! Wear them 23 hours a day and come see me in another 10198320984 years!' Yeah, I'll bet.

Oh, I figured out how to make a clip look nice in my hair. But I'm thinking of getting my hair cut on lag ba'omer. It's getting kinda long...and the weather is getting really hot. iguana + long hair + hot weather = leh'suck (pardon our french)

Well I think I'm about done here. I'ma go play ac2 now and make some italian ladies very happy.
see you next time!!!

'guana
-u-

Uhm well i dunno...

I have like nothing to write for i am tired...

my brothers are leaving...

I AM SUFFERING FROM BROTHER WITHDRAWL!!!!

...


on the upside...i'll have a lot more time to glyph hunt in AC2...

meh.

Catchyall later,
guana :(

This Passover is OVER!!!!

And I lived thru the whole thing!!!

Wanna hear something weird?

I obsessed my best friend with Ezio Auditore from AC 2...and she's never even seen him before..

NOICE!

Toodles,
guana ^U^

Ya'll biscuit heads!

helloooooooo milwaukee!!

Today was a SENSATIONAL eighty degrees and mah family went to the zoo. I kinda wish we hadn't though, cuz we didn't really do anything except sweat a lot. Next time, i'd rather go to a park where i can sit on a bench in the SHADE and NOT move around, and WRITE in a NOTEBOOK or DRAW a COMIC. instead we WALKED AROUND in the HOT, GRUELING SUN, and looked at ANIMALS.

Yeah...not the funnest thing....

but still, at least i got to enjoy the weather. I'm still wondering...ya know, today IS april fools day...

Is this mother nature's greatest prank? 80 degrees in milwaukee in APRIL?

Meh. I dunno. I joined deviantart, i believe i said that already. If you want my profile link, ask for it in the comments thing, i don't feel like posting it up here. Besides, i don't think i'm gonna get much artwork done, seeing as my week is permanantely jammed in 'erev shabbat- erev yuntif'. For a while.

Reading WAY much more fan fiction than is healthy-
iguana =_=