S'true. I have finally found a way to brutally bash in the forces of my hair. Das right. I can now making a spiffing good halfpony that my mom despises but that i think looks good. I was a little self-concious of this walking to shul today with yonina, so i asked her about it.
Me: Yonina, is it better to have everyone but you like your hair, or that you like your hair, but no one else does?
Yonina:...hmmm...that's pretty tough...
Me: (surprised she understood the question) so what do you think?
Yonina: Well, let's look at it this way iguana. Why don't you pull down your hood, and if I say your hair is good, it's probably good.
Me: pulls down hood. So what do you think?
Yonina: it's not ugly.
Me:...well...what does that mean?
Yonina: Well there are two kinds of hairstyles. There's really good, and ugly.
Me: so no in-between?
Yonina: well in-between would be 'okay'.
Me; so is my hair 'okay'?
Yonina: it's not ugly.
Shaken by these words of wisdom spouted by my 8 year old sister, i continued into teh shul. Davening went off without a hitch, cept there was this really inconciderate person davening next to me who didn't feel like davening silently like the rest of the planet. So, instead of focusing on my heavenly prayers, i contented myself by listening to her practically yell in my ear. Trust me, when you're in a huge room, and it's musaf, so no on'es talking, and the person next to you won't daven to themselves, it's pretty loud.
Anyway, that afternoon we had company, so i got out pretty late. I got invited by my frend to go to b'not that shabbat, so i decided to deck it out. When I got there, they were having some kind of sermen about tziniut, which didn't surprise me. In fact, i spent the whole sermon focusing on the fact that i desperately needed a tissue. But ya know, the counselor was really going at it, so I didn't want to interupt. After that we played simon says. So I pretty much know this ain't gonna be a worthwhile investment. My frends assured me that they didn't play simon says every shabbat, but seriously, that was my reason for not going. It's and 8g b'not, what the heck else are they supposed to do? I mean, that's what the little kids do, right?
Anways, after that, me and two frends rounded out to another frend's house to play apples-to apples (or wahtever) then shared embarresing medical stories. Then I went home. Played space quest with Rafs...yeah...
I'm going to miami on monday peeps. I'll post some pictures. I'm bringing this laptop with.
OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!
My dad or someone, i really don't know i wasn't there when it happeened, bought the sq series with VOICES!!!!! FINALLY!!! I HAD GIVEN UP HOPE!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER HAVE TO READ TONGUE-TWISTERS TO YONINA WHILE PLAYING EVER AGAAAAAAAAIN!!!
Plus, I won't have to read stuff like this; try it, it's not easy:
"From inside the elevator, you can't touch the inlay outlay relay array. You can't even SAY inlay outlay relay array."
going to go watch her bro play modern warfare 2,
iguana W_W (i'm wearing my glasses, those are them pretend)
Shouldn't your glasses (I almost wrote classes... <.<) look like this:
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Anyway, I hope ull be at the Jewish home tahmarrow because I'll be giving you a letter to read while you're on the plane to MIAMI. Next time, you bettah take me wiff :P After all, I will be taking you to Israel wiff me in the Fall ^^ If i ever do convince daddy and mummy that I since I am 18, I am mature and able enough to live on my own in the Holiest land wiff milk and honey. And, that I need FREEDOM.
On a different note, glad you found a good hairstyle!
<3 the creepsta
ps. you have to introduce me to SQ and all those other fab stuff.
I wish there was a way! I'm rrreally gonna try to get to the jewish home, scouts honor!
ReplyDeleteI know whatcha mean about the land of milk and honey, but i don't know bout the freedom. I mean, israel is great when you're just plain living there with relatives, but when you're independant...Just look at my bro kovs...I don't know how 'independtly' he's doin....
I would LOVE to introduce you to SQ! I'll even bring tea and cookies!!
Haha, sounds awesome :D
ReplyDeleteChocolate chip cookies, perhaps?!
Hows about Hot cocoa instead. I don't like tea all that much, unless there's honey inside of it.
Oh. Wells... relatives are nice and everthing, but the reason why I do want to leave is because I need a break from my familee :P Besides, I won't be tew independent, seeing that I do want to contribute to the I.D.F. (which we discussed in our lovely email.) So yeap.
Anyway, looking forward to seeing you peoples.
- tha creepsta
i always make sure to put honey inside of my tea. It's kinda hard though, cuz tea isn't all that hollow...I have to like freeze it first, and then drop honey on top of it.
ReplyDeleteYou done me proud, creepsta!
hi iguana its bluma chaya's sister i know that its hard to make pony tails in YOUR hair but...... maybe u can try making pig tails!
ReplyDeleteBTW, i think your hair today was cute!! It looked like how I did mine for my senior picture, well, twas similar.
ReplyDeleteAlso, YOU ARE SO AMAZING. I wish I could play an instrument. (I'm thinking either the guitar or drums.) haha.
Sorry if i was like.. weird or whatever, I was slighty embarrassed by comments my sisters made and because of other stuff ;) Anyway, see yew when you get back!
Love,
the creepsta
don't worry bout that. It simply made me assume all ya'll were crazy.
ReplyDeleteI wish there was a piano here!! I HEVEN'T PLAYED PIANO IN LIKE MANY DAYS!! I'M GONNA GO BONKERS!!!!
btw, Bluma, s'half pony or summin. Dont even ASK me about pigtails, it makes me look like an actual pig.
But I'm not crazy :'(
ReplyDeleteWell, sometimes. but not always.
I was just.. whatever.
HIGH. Yeah, that's it. I was high on life.
OY VEY! WELL, WHEN YOU COME BACK U BETTAH LEARN THAT SONG I GAVE TEW YEW. BTW, DID U READ MY LETTER?!
:P I bet it doesn't.
pig tails!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteby far the weirdest name for a hairdo. what, did someone say one day, "hey, look what I did with my hair! now it looks like a pig's tail!"
It is a weird name, but it is a cute hairdo.
ReplyDeleteI used to call them Ping tails; but then realized they were actually pig tails.
ditto. Another ting to add to the list of 'things to do when i fix my time machine'...
ReplyDeleteHIGH ON LIFE
I like it!!
Haha.
ReplyDeletePS. I expect a full report on Miami! I have witnesses... ;) Named your mom and Rafi and Bluma and your child. so HA..
Yeap. High on life ^^ its the new drug they're selling on the block. Caution: Might make you extremely crazy and/or weird.
My letter? U liked my letter?
I like your letter! I took special pictures of me with the flower necklace and a yacht, btw. I'm getting those off my camera.
ReplyDeleteMy dad's making a video, so i'm gonna post that when i'm done. ONce i deal with the picturs adn get em off the camera i'll post em up here.
YAY :)
ReplyDeleteI want to see that necklace pic ^^
btw, Nechama showed me that cover for your comic book and I am JEALLY!!! you're awesome at drawing, haha. I wish I had your talents (creative-wise and musically...)
well, i'd give them to you but you'd probably just loose them. And they're a PAIN to replace.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't lose them :(
ReplyDeletei know creepsta, i was kidding.
ReplyDeleteCan we still be good friends?
Yessim :)
ReplyDeleteelana: I am doing AWESOMELY independently like no bodAs business, and if u would just come on out to israel while i'm actually hear, i could show u!!! make no mistake: i miss u guys a ton, but i am having an amazing time and living my life. u know i speak fluent hebrew now? and i help organize social events and rallies and protests and stuff on and off campus, and sometimes in sderot? people who show up in this college hear about me from their friends like a week before they meet me.
ReplyDeleteand chaii, if u actually do come out to israel, drop me a line, so i can finally find out who the heck u actually are. how do u want to contribute to the IDF? u want to join the army?
Haha :) Sounds awesome! I plan on coming to Israel in the fall, do some sightseeing and stuff.. I've also been thinking about making Aliyah. I would go to Sem, but I want some freedom; yknow? So anyway, I really want to volunteer for the I.D.F. and perhaps do some army work, dunno though. I'd LOVE to help my fellow bros and sisters defeat those you-know-whats! I might possibly come in the summer depending on if I start college in the summer or not. Anyway, thanks for the offer :)
ReplyDeleteand ps. u kind of do know me... not personally, but we have seen each other in the summer. u guys came to the JHCC for the Air show, i was there. my dad happens to be the Rabbi at the Jewish home.