When we last saw our friend and hero...

she was sqealing in joy because she just got Assasssin's Creeds 1 and 2.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Now, before you all accuse me of being a nerd and unsheathe your machetes, allow me to say this in my own defense:

it was not of my free will.

I refuse to give male members of the community the full truth of the matter. Chaiky- I'm sure you understand ;) (if not, email me, i will not say this in front of my bros).

So, aside from being obsessed with AC and mindlessly reading fanfics and webcomics like a zombie, life for me has been pretty good. My BROTHER NAMED KOVI is coming home in two days and i couldn't be more psyched!! I already have a plan of attack stradegy for when he gets off the plane...heh heh....he'll never know what hit him!! In other news, my family is frowning on the concern that the mystical Geo in our backyard may be in its final days. It is now officially too broken to qualify in my brother's driving test. Is this the death of a major traditional we see before our eyes right now? What can it be? Is it an omen of the apocolypse?!? You'd better send me some money, just in case!

In shool related issues....not much is happening. I'm still not learning hebrew. Big whoop. Although my desk is now the current residence of a hundred or so AC comics. Also- yearbook! Here's my v.i.p pass page!

Name: (my real name)
Nicknames: iguana, elanza, mommy
Obsessions: drawing, piano, typing, killing insects, beating her child, learning hebrew, israel
Pet peeves: insects, people who "play" the piano (with sledgehammers), people who can't speak hebrew,
Last seen: killing something
Future job: Concert pianest and graphic designer
Nobody knows: She has enslaved her little sister

At least I think it was something like that. I don't have the binder in front of me.

It's almost pesach people! Watch me dodge the work! Seriously, it's gonna be up to me and my brother to do nearly all the cleaning, since everyone else is at school or out of the state. For example- two of my siblings are arriving the day before erev pesach (this is also what prompted me to buy AC1, since I knew rafiki would becoming RIGHT before the yontif, and i wanted play-time. Plus he ain't coming in two weeks and i wouldn't live that long). Here's something new though- our record player is gone. I don't know if my mom sold it or what, but it's gone. This means I won't be able to hear "The Seder Paraders!" anymore. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Well I don't care,
going to go gorily spear some crusaders,
iguana >:D

(discussion question: is gorily a word? Why or why not? Be brief)