Abba: elana wake up it's 6:30, we leave at seven. ME: HOLY EFFING CRAP WHAT THE EFF I MEAN SERIOUSLY I SET MY ALARM TO EFFING 4:30!!!! Alarm: stfu, plz ME: (flys out of bed and inhales breakfast) MOM I NEEDA TAKE A SHOWAH!! Mom: no, i needa take a shower ME: GOD NO! (Runs downstairs and takes lunch and waterbottles out of freezer. When gets back upstairs, mom is out of shower. ME: OK WHO'S READY FOR THE FASTEST SHOWER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!! ME: OH EFF I NEEDA SHAVE!!! I'm not entirely sure if i was shaving my legs even. I don't know- i couldn't see. ME: out of shower- THANK GOD! OH EFF I NEEDA PACK TOILETREEEEEES!!! shoves contacts in eyes, rubber bands in mouth, brush in hair, and apricot seeds in face (what? they prevent pimples!)
hmm well it's pretty good. Yes, i'm reporting live from the hotel computer, but don't tell my chaporone, or i'll get taken out and shot.
It's merciless over here- like 100 degrees in the sun. Of course in the shade it's beautiful, but we can't get much tourism done in the shade (obviously. Tourist sites are designed that way)
it's CHI. CA. GO.
ReplyDeleteAnd... you better take tons of pictures :)
Anyway, have an AMAZING trip! Love ya <3
Oh. I will.
ReplyDeleteFIRST HOUR-
Abba: elana wake up it's 6:30, we leave at seven.
ME: HOLY EFFING CRAP WHAT THE EFF I MEAN SERIOUSLY I SET MY ALARM TO EFFING 4:30!!!!
Alarm: stfu, plz
ME: (flys out of bed and inhales breakfast)
MOM I NEEDA TAKE A SHOWAH!!
Mom: no, i needa take a shower
ME: GOD NO! (Runs downstairs and takes lunch and waterbottles out of freezer. When gets back upstairs, mom is out of shower.
ME: OK WHO'S READY FOR THE FASTEST SHOWER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER!!!!
ME: OH EFF I NEEDA SHAVE!!!
I'm not entirely sure if i was shaving my legs even. I don't know- i couldn't see.
ME: out of shower- THANK GOD!
OH EFF I NEEDA PACK TOILETREEEEEES!!!
shoves contacts in eyes, rubber bands in mouth, brush in hair, and apricot seeds in face (what? they prevent pimples!)
ME: OKAY MOM I THINK I'M READY TO GO!!
Good cuz it's 6:53 right now GOODBYE AMERICA!
K, do you know how many times I literally read that dialogue? AND kept on laughing? seriously, most epic thing ever ;)
ReplyDeleteI hope your trip is going well!!!
hmm well it's pretty good. Yes, i'm reporting live from the hotel computer, but don't tell my chaporone, or i'll get taken out and shot.
ReplyDeleteIt's merciless over here- like 100 degrees in the sun. Of course in the shade it's beautiful, but we can't get much tourism done in the shade (obviously. Tourist sites are designed that way)
Well, isn't your mom the chaperon?!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, thats good to hear you're doing swell :)
Have a good rest of the trip, and see you when you come back!