Everybody having a good Asarah bih'Tevet (hahaha Rafi haha) ?
Well, I'm not.
I'm not surprised. In every fast I ever have the good grace to partake in, I get a killer migraine. And I'm not talking about those sissy headaches where people are all like 'take a Tylenol and you'll be FINE', I'm talking boot those ones that make you want to either 1) curl up in a ball, 2) make you want to hit your head on a brick wall, 3) kill yourself (possibly by hitting your head on a brick wall) and 4) all of the above. This, ladies and gentleman, I get from....say it with me...
DE-HY-DRA-SHUN!!!!
Yes, the crowds go wild! I'll bet I'm not the only one out there who gets completely moidered by this lack of water every fast! But none of you frummies have blogs, so whateves, ya?
So it's like 10:32 AM. I'm bored. It's just me and the yoninsters here and we're gonna go crazy. And I'll probably eat her at some point, too. I think I'ma animate s'more now. I told my cousin in Israel I was, so I'll be getting back to that now.
PS- twilight song is going strong, on last page.
So long peeps. Try not to die too much.
-boredly, iguana (
some chassidish kids in my class used to get heters not to fast because they got migranes. just saying.
ReplyDeletewhat was the haha? A reference to the "tevet" instead of teves? At least "parshat toldot" won't be around for awhile. that one almost made me rip my hair out.
I'm a frummy, and I have a blog ^^ Well, that's because I'm a cool one. SO HAH!
ReplyDelete(ps. I'd die before I ever think about becoming one!!!) I'm just a-laid-back-TAM-going-Bais-Yakov girl. Except that I have a blog; I listen to "sinful" music; I have a computer; and I watch Glee whenever I possibly can.
BTW, thanks for reminding me about the fast I totally forgot about, and now going to HECK because I ate without even slightly remembering that today's a fast :'( DAVEN FOR ME YOUNG ONE!!! Gawd I'm a oldie...
speaking of oldies, I'm going to be 18 on friday :D
Happy Birthday, Chesmeralda.
ReplyDeleteWait, would it be insulting to wish you a birthday because you're getting older, or would it insulting NOT to wish you a happy birthday, becuz it commemorates the day you were born????
I guess I'll have to go half-way here. I wish you a happy birthday, but it's not your birthday yet.
...satisfied? If not, please call our toll-free number so we can ignore you for several years.
happy senorial day tent event Super Sale!
ReplyDeleteI think I'm dying a little too much over here, with my box of entenmann's within arms reach.
Chesmeralda?
ReplyDeleteIs that a new nickname for me...?!
Um. it would be insulting if you said; "YOU'RE SUCH AN OLDIE!!"
Anyway, I don't like tents, would I get a refund though?!
And, thanks you guys *gives cyber hug* I'll have to write you guys a bracha :D
ugh I thought this would happen. Now I have to post a link.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.homestarrunner.com/senorialday.html
"Hey husband of the year! What are you doing just sitting around!?"
ReplyDeleteThat's it, Rafs. We're calling you husband of the year from now on. And Chaya can be Chesmeralda if she wants.
"...And I'd be all like 'just look in your heart, Chesmerelda'..."
Thanks for that link; I'll have to watch it when I am able to... I have a crap load of homework to do tonight :(
ReplyDeleteI wish I knew what you two skiers were talking about. But like I said, I'll have to know as soon as I am able to.
Anyway... BRACHA TIME :)
I know its like early; but I wanna get it out of the way.
To Elana I give you the bracha to manage the big (bad) world next year and to have an awesome time at TAM.
To Rafi, I give you the bracha to do well in collage
Going back to making the tuna casserole now. Adios!
Why thank you senator!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the big bad world can manage ME...I guess that's something for you to look into.
I plan on ROCKING that shcool next year, btw. I'll let u in on that in my blog.
LOL.
ReplyDeleteGood-luck darlin'!
Ooooh. I get a part in Elana's blog. Awesome ^^
ps. something completely random... your Grandpa (from the Jewish home) is soooo amazing.
I wish I knew how to talk to him...I mean, I find him very interesting and everything, and I often wonder what it must be like for him, ya know, being nearly 100 years old (ptoo ptoo ptoo), actually SEEING all this stuff I have to read about in text books...but that's not really a conversation starter.
ReplyDeleteI only get to see him once a week.
Just talk to him like you're his grand kid.
ReplyDeleteI speak to him normally. You know? Like I ask him what he ate for dinner on Saturday while I push him to Chai Point for my Dad's class. Or, this shabbos, I asked him where he'd like me to push him... his answer was kind of funny but like sad too :P
He also called me "his girl" once.
So yeah.. don't like talk to him like he's a baby or something.
Just be your kind-hearted self.