Yes, children, it seems yet another week has come by. My mom has somehow managed to obsess me with Gad Elbaz (in the worst way) and now i can't stop listening to him. Though I have a feeling that this won't last long, cuz i always blog from my lappy, and my lappy has super-crap lan options. So if I can't get Gad Elbaz from my mom's computer to this one becuz the lappy don't feel like lan networking today, i can't really listen to him. Which will either make me end the obsession or turn into a mutant gerbil. I'm desperately hoping for the mutant gerbil thing, but i don't think it's happening.
FLASH
I bought three new bottles of nailpolish though. AWESOMEST COLORS i gotta say. Yes I'm a full teenager now (complete with zits that make you want to puke!) Problem is...if i'm gonna keep blowing money on nailpolish, i'm gonna need more money. Actually, these bottles were a dollar a piece, and i've got somewhere like 24 sweet american dollars, so i'm not desperate. But still...So that's where my plan comes in....right...here!
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Kay, i don't got no plan. Maybe I'll be able to like steal my bro's milkshake business when he graduates, but honestly, his highschool is a dorm. Mine isn't. People will not be that desperate for milkshakes. Besides, the seniors would arrange my murder before i'd sold more than three shakes anyway. So that no worky. Uh...huh...(scratches head)...
Come on people help me out!! How can a girl make some money in this joint??!
Milwaukee, WI
53rd street.
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First of all... what game is that?
ReplyDeleteSecond of all... who in heaven's name is Gad Elbaz?!
Third of all... NAIL POLISH?! spare me. Please. This is exactly why I enjoy being a tom boy; because I do NOT obsess over pointless things, such as nail polish... especially when it's three different colors!
Fourth of all... NEVER use Olay for your skin, because honey, if you think you got it bad, Olay will make it even worse. I talk from experience. Use Nurtogena (sp?) or like those facial wipes, clean your face with warm water and soap. NEVER, EVER, EVER pick at them and/or attempt to pop them because :
A) its gross
B) it will only come back
C) more oil will spread
and
D) just dont!!!!
Fifth of all, ever heard of a penny saved is a penny earned? 'Tis quite the truth. Save up on whatchu got missy! If you really want to earn some $$$, then you can do something that you're good at (such as drawing; piano; etc.) and make a small profit out of it... or, just babysit :D
Also, when I open my own business, there is like a 80% chance that I may need you :)
You'll be sixteen in no time, and then you can work (but let me tell you something, enjoy the "freedom" while you still have it!) Working can be such a drag. I talk from experience, again. I worked as a waitress at Oasis, the resturant [not the gas station!!!] and it wasn't exactly my cup of tea. Also, when you want to work, you gotta do something that you know you'll enjoy :P
I hoped this help :)
- tha creepsta
That was a lot of words.
ReplyDeleteI'm not obsessed! I'm just enjoying it! It's something different, don'tcha say? You're just jealous cuz YOU don't have my nailpolish. Trust me, you don't know what you're missing out on. And when you play piano and more than half the day the only thing you see is your fingers, when they change colors, it's a big thing. Yes I'm defensive. Let's not bring this up again or I'll sick my army of mutant gerbils on you.
Did you read it? Gary states right there: 'the space quest 6 team'...QUICK LOOK! IT'S ROG IN ALL HIS GLORY!!
babysitting don't work. I'm not allowed. Gotta watch my freaky sister, see. I wish I could though.
I guess I better wait till i'm older.
Gad Elbaz is this horrible israeli singer. Don't even ask how i've become obsessed with him. I don't rightly know. I suspect he a) has a mind control ray or b) knows how to destroy the world. I'm guessing the former. But I only have two of his songs on the lappy, and even that's relying on crappy networking.
I'm using a lot of stuff on my face. My mom is NOT impressed with this big one on my nose, and she refuses to get my yearbook picture taken if it's still there. So I kinda need it to go away.. But I all the time pick at it. That works with my other ones, but they seem to have adapted...
I used to have acne problems- back when I used several face washes and other things (like that oxy stuff). some time in the middle of freshman year, it seemed I was going to have it one way or the other, so I stopped using all that stuff, and just washed my face with water. I've had very few issues since. Hm.
ReplyDeleteThe irony here is that I showed Gad Elbaz to Mom about three years ago (I got it from Stehley, in case you're wondering) and she told me it was not a nice kind of music to listen to. I kinda thought she'd like it because it was israeli, but it turned out that he was a little too pop-starish. Although his stupidity is hilarious sometimes.(like when he tries to write an english song without knowing english.)
Iguaners:
ReplyDeleteI am NOT jealous! I dislike makeup, and unfortunetly I had to wear it last year, when I was in Newsies. I had no make up on when I took my senior pix; and I plan on having maybe just the smallest amount of make up when I get married, it's a huge MAYBE. like if the guy insists, I'll be like... "You pay for it then!"
I really don't understand G-d. He's like, don't change yourself, but some day some old lady or something decided to make make-up and G-d was Ohkay with it... like, what the flip?!
Oooh... I didn't see that, haha. *goes and cleans my glasses.*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! you wish you were allowed to babysit?! Girl, you need to get out more often! Babysitting is... just... yeah. But, its okay for you; seeing that your a girl who happens to live on the "FRUMER" side of town ^^ I wouldn't mind babysitting Yonina ;) She's most likely better behaved than my own siblings. But yeah... I guess I feel bad. U can still do the small profit thingy tho :) I can help out! We can make a business or s/t!!!!
Oh. I'll have to listen to this Gad Elbaz person. I'm sure he isn't that bad.... hmm.
USE COVER-UP, your mom won't suspect a thing... or you can just scrub it REALLY hard with soap and water :P
Rafi:
So it's your fault that Elana has gotten obsessed with him... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!
To both skiers (and any other reader) :
Check out my poem on my blog! Comments are much appreciated.
- the creepsta
ps. I wrote a lot, because I had a lot to say!!!
...post a comment on this webzone, if you want a pizza roll...
ReplyDeletePizza roll!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTo chaii--
ReplyDeleteHOW DO YOU LIVE?!?!?! Omg, girl, THERE ARE SOME TIMES WHEN NOT APPLYING MAKE UP IS UNACCEPTABLE. A GIRL NEEDS TO LOOK PRESENTABLE. ESPECIALLY FOR HER WEDDING!!!
I don't believe you, dahling, for your wedding you don't want to have makeup. Don't you want to look pretty?!?!?!? I even give my ANIME drawings make up most of the time!!!
I would call you an incredible tomboy, but you're in love with edward cullen, so that kinda cancels out.
I live pretty well, thank-you very much :D
ReplyDeleteThat's saying that we've been created ugly!!!! In HaShem's eyes, I am beautiful. Plus, make up can be quite an attraction! And that's where the whole Tzniut thing gets in the way of things.
I said I might wear makeup, so keep your panties on!!!
Correction: I am IN love with the Edward from the book, not from the movie. If anything, T lautner is... just.. yeah ^^ I can still be a tomboy and like guys. DUH.
pizza roll???
Take one, I'll explain later.
ReplyDeleteYes, yes, in Hashem's eyes you are always beautiful, but there will be PEOPLE there too!!
You know what, that's it. *slams fist on table* gosh darnit, if you don't put on makeup for your wedding I'm going to kidnap you the night before and give you a make over MYSELF!!
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!
AND DON'T THINK MY CHILD WON'T HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!
She'll finance the whole thing, I'm sure.
Elana, if i make you my pianio person, will you reconsider kidnapping me? (Just remember: I am older; stronger; and I took Taekwondo!)
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll take one :P
Haha, oh do you now?! Where do I currently reside? Which room is my bedroom? Which floor is my bedroom on?
HAHA. Good luck with that. She's still sick, poor thing!
* Reconsider NOT kidnapping*
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
ReplyDeleteI laugh in the face of your so-called 'self defence'.
Let me ask you this: do they teach you how to jump kick an army of MUTANT GERBILS in taikwondoe!??!?!?! NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU NOW!!
That's for me to know and you to find out.
Great, I hope rafiki's not ticked we ate all his pizza rolls...
Mhm, they sure did so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA in your face.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I went there.
Meh. he'll get some more. *Quickly eats the last one..*
hmm...how did they know? They must have an insider...
ReplyDeleteLOCK DOWN MODE, NOW! NO ONE GOES IN OR OUT!!
I bo know. But those things were good.
Mhm.
ReplyDeletebtw, you never did explain about the whole pizza rolls thingy.
oh, it's from an internet review he was watching. This guy on youtube likes to rip apart scifi movies, and at the end he offers his viewers pizza rolls. He's really very funny, but he uses a lot of bad langauge. Kids your age really should'nt see such stuff.
ReplyDeleteYou mean, kids like yourself. In case if you've forgotten; I am 18 years old now! I'm an adult legally in this state :)
ReplyDeleteA few bad words won't ruin me and send me to Hell, but there are other things that might ^^
Hey, Kovi's not here! He didn't comment on my blog!
ReplyDeleteYOU LIAR!!!
ATAAAAAAAACK!!!
NOT ON THIS ENTRY :P
ReplyDeleteon the counqured entry... BUDDAY.
*UGH. -falls over- MEANIE*
I'm gonna get you back, you bettah run!
iguana, ur talking about makeup. what could i possibly have to say?
ReplyDeleteunless i have something to say, and just haven't said it..
incidentally, i recently spoke to someone who is interested in assisting ur nail polish endeavors...
You want to say: EWWWWWWWWWWWW. MAKE-UP?!?!
ReplyDeleteright (say right!!!)
No, tell them she isn't interested :P
Make-up is a total waste, seriously.
In your humble opinion, that SUCKS!!!
ReplyDeleteJust comment so I know ur there! Like every once in a while!
Take Chaiky for examplay- she comments like crazy good. Even though the poor child is a little touched in the head, i admit...
Just like once a post on something related that happened to you? ANYTHING OR I GO BONKERS CUZ I DON'T KNOW IF YOUR THEEEEEREEEEE!!!!
march is too far away. Come february 15th. That's a good day for me.
My name is NOT Chaiky.
ReplyDeleteIt's either: Chaya; Chay; or Chai.
ABSOLUTELY NOT CHAIKY!!!!
Kovi, she's desperate! Cantchu see?! She'll be tagging along wiff me when I come to Izzy; so I told her I'd drop her of at ur house (apartment?) while I'm doing BirthRight ^^
Iguaners, email him.... like.. DUH.
Hey did u know Feb 15th is 5 DAYS BEFORE MY BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethere so much crap in the wrld! no wonder everybody dies!!!!!1
PS. I AM BEING RANDOM AND ONLY IGUANA WILL GET WAT I AM SAYING!!!!!!!!!!
Nech,
ReplyDeletetechnically ur birthday is on the 28th, because thats your "true" birfdaii.
A yid is a yid. Soooo, yeah. the whole being born on the 20th is a total mishap :D
of course, we dont do the yid thing, so yeah... birthday is in 5 days from the 15th.
ps. EXPLAIIIN THE THING!