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Hello again, folks! Iguana here, with the breaking news you all care about so much. Oooooh there's so much to talk about, you should prolly get some popcorn. No really. I'll wait.

Kay, got it? Good. First o all- i got my first F! Not really, but you know how it's like. Here's the situation- My PhyEd teacher divided us into groups and then assigned us each the same retarded song and said, and i quote: "Make up a dance using four given steps. You will either recieve an A for participating and showing me that you tried, or an F." Yeah, that's it. All of it. So...she expected a bunch of teenagers with no real life to make up a dramatic dance to a retarted song. Oh, and we had three days, forgot to mention that part. So, today was presentation. After complaining to the teach for a while and stating all the reasons why she shouldn't grade us too harshly, my group stumbled onto the stage and proceded to do absolutely nothing. No really, we were waiting for the music to que us in. The song has a 55 second intro. Now you know what I meant by retarted. So, after waiting 55 seconds on stage where everyone laughed at us, they laughed at us SOME MORE because our dancy was quote;

"nerdy and stupid"

which are like swear words as far as my school is concerned. So yeah, for the whole time we were straggling along up there, my teacher was scribbling with a pen on a clipboard. I'm pretty sure she wasn't noting how impressive we were.

So-anyway


Guess what's happening next week Monday March 1st?!?!? PURIM CARNIVAL!! You're invited! YES gym, 9:30-12:00 (girls only) $3 admission! You too can lob wet sponges at an unsuspecting teenager without even the slightest repercussion! Form a line people! Believe it or not, this year someone actually VOLUNTEERED to get sponged. But we didn't hold her back, cuz this kid was a flat our jerk. I actually know some people who would be more than happy to lob a sponge at her.

But alas, the sponge toss was not t'be my fate. Nope! Not me! I got the SHAVE THE BALLOON STAND!! w00t! Oh yeah! If you come to my school at the above time, just shamble over to the farthest end of the gym and gape in awe at my mountain (literally) of shaving cream. TREMBLE IN FEAR!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!! Last year, I actually started lobbing shaving cream at some snotty kids. And you get away with anything in that school as long as it's 'Purim Shtick'. Example: today I wrote my DOL (daily oral langauge, a sentence the teacher writes once a day on the board that we fix for grammer) in hebrew. Actually I don't know if I've gotten away with that yet. We'll know tomorrow. Anway back to the shaving cream. Bring a friend; i cover two balloons with shaving cream, and whoever shaves all the cream off their balloon first, wins! A ticket! Ooooh the stuff you can get with a TICKET! We've got like...laffy taffy's! And like...those little rubber frogs! And who could forget...DISGUISE GLASSES! Oh yes, you can bet next week's carnival will be a festival to remember.

Don't forget to send me money! That will also help!
Milwaukee WI,
53rd and concordia

Happy that hair dried nicely out of the shower,
iguana
^u^